281・Forcing Laughter at the Presidents' Dementia Babble to Fleetingly Ease the Pains of WWIII Artwork

Heat Death of the Universe

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281・Forcing Laughter at the Presidents' Dementia Babble to Fleetingly Ease the Pains of WWIII

March 08, 2026

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Amuse-Bouche: US Scientific Progress in 2026: Clumps of disembodied brain matter "learn" to "play" first-person shooter games. We remember that the state of healthcare in the US is still not exactly ideal. Mangione's lawyers are sticking it to that wildly dangerous quasi-sentient mash-up of the distilled essence of Mar-a-Lago and the closeted physiognomy of Lindsey Graham (i.e. Pammys Bondis).

L'entrée de l'enfer: The United States Israeli Occupying Force never met a girl's elementary school that they didn't obliterate. The ICE must flow & The Philes must continue to captivate and boggle the mind. A possible rare Joe Biden sighting on a commercial flight, though some skeptics disagree and say the British Museum was simply transporting another stolen artifact of Egyptian antiquity. Mike Penis Johnson: accountability brother in arms? Just how bad could a little climate cataclysm really be anyway? And if you really wanna know how I feel just look at my posting history of late.

Please don't kill yourself. Join a labor union.

P.S. Credit to @citiesbydiana for some repurposed audio elements from her videos in the introduction.

Recorded on Sunday, March 2nd, 2569 around 12.30 PM Korea Standard Time.

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