Heat Death of the Universe

Heat Death of the Universe is a tragicomic End-Times-inspired podcast about a wide range of subjects falling under the enormous Janus-faced purview of cultural and political commentary.

Podcasting since 2020 • 327 episodes

Heat Death of the Universe

Latest Episodes

299・Shades Required, Future Bright

Amuse bouche: Joseph Experience has epiphanies heretofore unknown to humanity. Griftolopopapodopolous feels icky now. Ted Cruz must never be permitted to forget. Brothers Tate Twin Towers. Kimball Musk turns out to be an asshole, too, but he li...

September 05, 2026 • 2:06:09

298・CombinationPizzaHutFitnessFuneral & Other Tales of Wonder

To begin is to digress: Where's Kash Patel? Who is MIA? The USAID to hip-hop pipeline. Discussing hating to discuss HasanGate. Private equity's doing prank investment schemes now: grab a slice, break a sweat, lease a coffin. Beware the MAGA dec...

August 31, 2026 • 2:11:42

297・A Korean Liberation Day Miracle

A simple country masturbator (Jason Newland) tags in for Tim and we discuss some recent and historical issues surrounding East Asia, more specifically the Republic of Samsung (South Korea). Celebrate the liberation from Imperial Japan, sure, ex...

August 24, 2026 • 2:10:23

296・Beautiful Things Within Terrible Melodies

Mangionean updates/legal gambits. William Burroughs' "A Thanksgiving Prayer" vs Francesca Hong's unhinged diabtribe against our most sacred national traditions. Operation Chestburster electorialism updates. A Bill MarHAR blast from the...

August 16, 2026 • 2:20:46

295・The Highly Recognizable Larval Stage of the Xenomorph XX121 Party's Candidate Has Our Cautiously Optimistic Endorsement!

The coldest open. Congrats to Senate hopeful [DOLLAR]y [DOLLAR]ens. New electoralist strategy: Vote for the Let's Devour The Host Party in '26! And tell Hasan Parkour et al to stop doing

August 10, 2026 • 2:01:11