Heat Death of the Universe
Heat Death of the Universe is a tragicomic End-Times-inspired podcast about a wide range of subjects falling under the enormous Janus-faced purview of cultural and political commentary.
Episodes
259 episodes since 2020
231 - Joe "Skipped the Final Flight School Lesson" Biden Will Do 9/11 Tomorrow
Well-established all around degenerate piece of shit, Dr. Phil, does some good ol' fashioned genocide whitewashing in an exclusive interview with one Bibi "Th...
September 15, 2024
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2:05:43
230 - This Colorless Transparent Fireworks Display of the Mind | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 002
Transmitting for a second time from the Extremely Above Ground Bunker, encircling the Earth at 17,000 miles per hour, witnessing 16 sunrises and sunsets per day, detached from mother gaia's fullest grativational embrace.These Are Th...
September 11, 2024
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1:13:56
229 - Extra, Extra! Cure Your Doom Scrolling Affliction By Drinking ProTate™ All-Natural Nootropic Fortified Milk of Magnesia!
We belatedly note the recent appearance of Labor Day and talk through the "weird history" of how newspaper boys, ages 7 to 12, formed a union and brought two toweri...
September 07, 2024
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1:36:19
228 - It's All Nothing Until It's Everything | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 001
The inaugural episode of The Eschaton Review, a podcast within a podcast. Peering down upon the globe from his Extremely Above Ground Bunker, in solitude, Josh will relay the events unfolding on the fractitious Earth below. Today, the following...
September 05, 2024
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1:31:20
The Eschaton Review | Infomercial + Trailer
Please enjoy this infomercial and trailer for this upcoming podcast within a podcast, a little thing I like to call The Eschaton Review. Special thanks to Heat Death Familial Unit Member...
September 02, 2024
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11:52
227 - We're All Whale Head Psy-Ops Now
We talk about three lawsuits. It's exciting, I swear on e'rythang.We read an amazing prophetic divining of the future year 2051 by some fantasia-fueled Party cheerleader who thinks voting blue no matter who will usher in a utopian...
September 01, 2024
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1:53:42
226 - DNC: Zone of Disinterest
We talk through the week's display of the Demonic Nuremberg Callousness convention. Also, a splash of hilarious and horrendous hasbara. And we make sure to be Fair and Balanced™ by mocking Jizz Dance Vance's latest rally paraphernalia, look at ...
August 24, 2024
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1:42:30
225 - Hangry For Oblivion and Eternal Life in Equal Measure
Donald Trump is dumb. Have you heard this, folks? Have you heard about this?? I call him Donald Dump.Disney is one step closer to being omnipotent, omniscient, and omnispresent. And the descendant of
August 18, 2024
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1:38:26
224 - Kamala's Last Walz with the Most Deranged Nations on Earth
We're back after missing a week due to Tim's being down with the sickness. We talk about Kamala's Last Walz, how Julian Assange was right and fuck the DNC, the psychotic state of Israel and its riots for and 'spirited debates' about the right t...
August 10, 2024
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1:29:07
223 - The Day Before Tomorrow After Today's Yesterday's Man's Twilight of the Sundown's Passing of the Torch
Is it really Joever? Or has it Joenly Joest Jeejun? Aaron Sorkin out-dumbs himself again. (Plus, we're so psyched for
July 29, 2024
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1:56:31
222 - RNC: Fighting Your Inner Deep State By Finding Your Inner Brain Damaged Child
Theme of the Day: Pointing Out Hypocrisy is Usually Futile, But, Also, Some Things Just Are Not a Good LookWe talk RNC. We talk ICJ ruling on Israel-Palestine: cloud with silver lining or silver with cloudy lining? U...
July 22, 2024
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1:49:27
221 - Donald Trump is the New Vincent van Gogh feat. Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar
Hear ye, hear ye! Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar (@TheTowerSkin) of the Bored2Life podcast (@Bored2LifePod) joins Josh while Tim's away not coverin...
July 13, 2024
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2:15:48
220 - Wild Napalms: Fire Talk With Me feat. Adrian DeLaTorre
Because there is nothing going on in the world, in history, across the infinite spatio-temporal expanses . . . we watched a movie that Time forgot or never knew to even try to remember, Wilder Napalm (
July 09, 2024
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2:19:05
President Joe Robinette Biden 100% Endorses the Heat Death of the Universe Podcast!
Thanks, Joe! Listen, cornfatpop, I've always said you're fit as a ponyfaced fiddle!See the endorsement video here: President Joe Robinette Biden 100% Endorses the Heat Death of the Unive...
July 02, 2024
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219 - Julian Assange is Free! & J Robinette B is Imprisioned Within His Own Mental Hell
Discuss the hilarious reactions to the presidential debate as massive swaths of the population suddenly realize and/or admit Joe Biden's obvious senility which many maligned people have been screaming from the rooftops since 2019....
July 01, 2024
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1:41:51
218 - Let's Get Ready to Mumble (and Lie): Presidential Debate Live Commentary feat. Jason Newland
We talk about and often over the first of three 2024 presidential debates between two uniquely unhinged and brain-damaged purveyors of straight up foolishness—LIVE!—as it unfolded before the world's horrified and jaded eyes. First attempt at do...
June 29, 2024
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1:44:52
217 - Thus Spake Prophet Carolla: A Televisual Show For All and None
We finish discussing the latter three episodes of The Daily Wire's mind-bogglingly unfunny anti-woke abomination, Mr. Birchum. But before we dive into all that we have a brief free-form conversation that contains talk of feeling like having bee...
June 23, 2024
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2:44:41
216 - Matt Walshian Bargains Out For Harambe
Amazonian tribe gets the internet for the first time via Elon Musk and its society immediately degenerates into financial scams and porn addiction.Pair of Evangelical weirdo fascists upset about the name of a quaint seaside Califo...
June 17, 2024
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1:21:22
215 - New Shitty Presidential Pants, Who Dis?
Briahna Joy Gray booted from her job for crimes against zionistic propaganda.Joe Brandon one million percent shat himself on stage while memorializing D-Day.LGBT-GOP? Delusional or really delusional?Dark Brandon ...
June 11, 2024
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1:50:26
214 - Mr. Birchum's Epic, Edgy and Totally Random Anti-Wokestravaganza
We discuss The Daily Wire's latest original "entertainment" programming, Mr. Birchum, which is shockingly unfunny and politically stale even by Daily Wire standards, all thanks to Adam Corolla's insistance that people will love the mus...
June 03, 2024
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2:43:16
213 - Attacking The Hague With Our Spiritual Sapphism
Quick Q&A in our accidental new segment Korea Korner.The ICC, the ICJ, and belligerance and mafioso style threats made by Lindsey Graham, Tony Blinken et al.Cartoonishly Evil Business Cabal's WhatApp Chat Gets Leaked,...
May 25, 2024
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1:36:20
212 - Fake Violence For Zion, Fake Money For The Homeless
Anthony Blinken rocks in the free world and eats pizza in a Nazi restaurant.[Factual correction: 48, not "like a hundred," people died in the
May 19, 2024
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1:56:16
211 - Something So Unbelievably, Surreally and Exquisitely Terrible That You Want to Share It With the Rest of the World feat. Adrian DeLaTorre
We discuss the somehow fifteen years in the making, unhinged in all ways, crème de la crème of Bad Cinema—an animated kid's movie trying to cash in on 1995's Toy Story mania—Foodfight! We gather 'round the table...
May 17, 2024
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2:22:21
210 - Who Will Notice™ the Noticers™?
MAGA diapers and brainworms. More brainworms abound in the form of the ever-mindnumbing Red Scare podcast and their recent strokefest with the most boring and incoherent and inexplicably valorized of "race realism" blowhards,...
May 14, 2024
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1:58:30
209 - Sea-Lioning All the Way to the Bad Food Restaurant (Because We're Bored and Need a Cause, Any Cause)
All the elements for an explosion of class struggle are amassing aboard the Serenade of the Seas' nine month long world-spanning, sanity-teasing cruise.Obama 2008 campaign...
May 04, 2024
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1:57:23