294・This is Known as the Intensely Pleasurable Frenular Delta Blues Scale

Unsolved Penile Mysteries. Michael Knowles' informed decision to remove his prostate while in utero. DSA = USA? Palmer Lucky has a dumb name and just wait til you hear his thoughts! Tim survived a massive chemical fire in the bowels of Los Angeles. Mike "Penis" Johnson does his best theatre-queer performance pretending to be aghast at the DSA platform. Serial killer/"Head of Homeland Security," Markwayne "Nick" Mullen and nepo-baby made 98% of jerkied sun scorched spam slabs arranged to look "Kennedy-like," RFKJr, begin to establish their Temu-WhiteTrash version of the Perdue-Sackler Opioid Empire of Pain. Danny McBride really really really needs to write/direct the next season of The United States of America. Meegynkeerlly seeks an heir to devour, gets mass attention for racist gibberish video. American prosperity rises and falls with the availability of Endless Shrimp. Plus, 250 Grotesqueries and Just Getting Started! P.S. Bum-maxxing: who possibly fucking cares?

Recorded on Friday, June 26th, 2569 B.E. around 9.00PM Central Standard Time. 

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Genral Recommendations

• Josh's Recommendations: 1) Reduce all cause mortality by 50% via body modification 2) The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows
• Tim's Recommendation: 1) The Three-Body Problem (double-repeato style) 2) Fellatio

Further Reading, Viewing, Listening

• Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etc
• Eternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")

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