We struggle to a near comical degree to take The News head-on and The News may've won this round. An especially hellish week among hellish weeks. If you really wanna know how I feel just look at

Amuse-Bouche: US Scientific Progress in 2026: Clumps of disembodied brain matter "learn" to "play" first-person shooter games. We remember that the state of healthcare in the US is still not exactly ideal. Mangione's lawyers are...

Tim goes on strike. Josh quits his job.  Perhaps chatbot-led surgery just might not be quite calibrated to utopian levels yet. The Philes, continued: Bill Gates retrospection; Petey "Low-Carb Vulva" Attia and his uncanny valley teeth; the ...

The CEO of Antifa Industries caught dead to rights in Portland OR. Tim Pool really wants us to know that the boots he licks are his own. Supremely embarassing three-word combo comes to life: National. Prayer. Breakfast. The Daily Wire's shape-s...

Board/bored of Peace/piece. World's most sickening PowerPoint presentation given by Jared Kushner. Ellison dynasty does predictable censorship with newly purchased TikTok. Greenland acquisition chatter starts up again. Davos. Argentine anarchoc...