215 - New Shitty Presidential Pants, Who Dis?

• Briahna Joy Gray booted from her job for crimes against zionistic propaganda.
• Joe Brandon one million percent shat himself on stage while memorializing D-Day.
• LGBT-GOP? Delusional or really delusional?
• Dark Brandon pleases Blue MAGA by doing exactly what Red MAGA wants.
• Nikki Haley signs munitions ("Finish them!") that will be or already certainly have been dropped on the heads of non-combatants/non-humans in Gaza.
• The Biden-Harris campaign motto seems a tad ominous and nearly the same as Nikki Haley's aforementioned autograph/wish written on a bomb.
• Joe Rogan delves into the Black psyche and makes insightful political predictions.
• Trump gets booed at Libertarian National Convention.
• Nick Fuentes and his Groyper Army will take their voting block elsewhere, thankyouverymuch, Mr. Trump, sir.
• Alex Jones loses everything, sorta.
• Lunatic libetarian anarcho-capitalist president of Argentina, Javier Milei, is a spectacular failure.
• Jesus Christ is now Mexico's new First Gentleman.
• Hasbara AI art is going so hard right now and Israel's gonna #takebackthewatermelon. 
• Jim Davis clears up 34 year long confusion about Jon Arbuckle drinking dog semen in a cartoon strip...or does it raise more questions than answers?

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