209 - Sea-Lioning All the Way to the Bad Food Restaurant (Because We're Bored and Need a Cause, Any Cause) Artwork

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209 - Sea-Lioning All the Way to the Bad Food Restaurant (Because We're Bored and Need a Cause, Any Cause)

May 05, 2024

All the elements for an explosion of class struggle are amassing aboard the Serenade of the Seas' nine month long world-spanning, sanity-teasing cruise.
Obama 2008 campaign ad that used the WUSSUP! commercial to inspire the unwashed masses. Change. That's wassup.
Four distinctly stupid theories about why these dern kids are making such a ruckus from Skeletor-faced dipshit Professor Scott Galloway, Smugness Incarnate Trying to Devour Itself and Jack Off at the Same Time (Bill Maher), Fareed "What's Wrong With a Little South African Apartheid" Zakaria, and with a mind as sharp as a down pillow, Jordan Peterson.
Many are saying that Sen. Tom Cotton is into Goebbles-play (eroticized lying + infantilism + scat/breath-play).
Sea-lioning "journalist" cries in mind-numbingly stupid propaganda video.
Elon Musk thinks children are raised without the use of money.
Elon Musk bans Nelson Mandela's Grandson from Twitter for "totally mysterious reasons."
The White House Correspondance Dinner and Colin Josts should be shot out of a canon into a radioactive undersea volcano.
Restaurants are taking advantage of pathetic people and catfishing them into eating at their establishments via dating apps.

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